COS You're A Headcrab Zombie

Admit it. You're a freak.

You would like to stay awake all day finishing Half-Life and Half-Life 2 which are filled with monstrosities.

Especially headcrab zombies.

You desire to kill each and everyone of these infested humans with those weird-looking spider-like creatures attached to their heads.

And you would wonder why they mutate with the following attributes:
  • Hands that turn into long claws
  • Shuffling gait
  • Rotten smell that flies get into them (and you usually hear them buzzing in HL2)
  • Bloody clothes
  • Screams of pain 
  • And an open torso, exposing their precious lungs.
It would look great in costume parties in Halloween or even in cosplays at the mall.

Why should you like them?

'COS You're a Headcrab Zombie.

You desire for flesh.

You desire for excitement.

You desire for horror.

And that's the good part in video games, right?

KENNETH

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